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  • Miss Universe Olivia Culpo Forgot To Wear A Bra

    Now that she won, here’s this year’s Miss Universe Olivia Culpo out fulfilling her official duties, which includes things like showing up to movie premieres without a bra. It’s an extremely important part of the job, and we should all applaud Olivia for taking her responsibilities so seriously. Anyway, I blurred it out because this [...]

  • Miss USA Is Miss Universe

    So the Miss Universe results are in, and I’ve gotta say, I’m a little shocked. The judges completely went over my head, and crowned Miss USA Olivia Culpo instead. It’s nice that Olivia won, but the most obvious choice, Miss El Salvador, didn’t even make the Top 16. I demand a do-over! Or at least [...]

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