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  • Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

    Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen […]

  • Doutzen Kroes’ Post Pregnancy Body Is Rockin’

    Doutzen Kroes has always been one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret Angels, but in case you’ve been wondering where she’s been lately, apparently she just had another kid a couple months ago. But now that’s done, and it’s time to officially welcome Doutzen back from her Tuna maternity leave with these pictures of her giving […]

  • Doutzen Kroes Is Working On Her Fitness

    As a guy who loves supermodels and chicks in leggings, this post combines two of my favorite things in one. And trust me, there’s pretty much nothing better than a supermodel in leggings. Unless they’re in my bed I guess, but considering that hasn’t happened yet for some reason, I can’t be sure. Anyway, here’s […]

  • Doutzen Kroes In A See Through Top!

    Now this is why I love models. Because even when they’re not doing photoshoots, they’re still just as happy to show off their lingerie. And I especially love Doutzen Kroes for wearing this see-through shirt to the New York City Ballet Fall Gala. But I’m sure I’m not the only one. I bet for the [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Pictures

    I don’t know what’s going on today, but it’s like somebody switched my coffee for decaf. I knew I shouldn’t have told that Starbucks barista my name was Seymour Butts. Luckily though, these shots of Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret are just the thing to perk me back up. One look at Doutzen in lingerie [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Hottest Photoshoot Ever!

    Here’s Doutzen Kroes doing a shoot for Mario Testino, and normally, I hate it when hotties do photoshoots with dudes like this. It always makes me jealous, but in this case, I’m actually OK with it. Because this guy is doing exactly what I would do if I were in his place: giving Doutzen a [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Bikini Swimwear Pictures For H&M

    I’ve probably mentioned this before, but Doutzen Kroes has the second-best supermodel booty in the world — after Candice Swanepoel, of course. So I was glad to see that H&M made sure to feature Doutzen’s best asset in their swimwear photoshoot. I just wish they’d given us more than one picture of it. It’s like [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Is Fairy Princess

    I believe Doutzen Kroes is the most underrated Victoria’s Secret angel! Here she is at the 66th Cannes Film Festival looking like a gorgeous fairy princess of sorts in that outfit. All she is missing is the wand and then one of my fantasies would be fulfilled. Speaking of wands, I got a hard one [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes’ Sexy Lingerie Pictures

    As you guys probably know, I’m a big fan of Doutzen Kroes. Well, to be fair, I’m a big fan of most lingerie models, but that’s besides the point. What I’m trying to say is, I’m really digging this new shoot Doutzen did for Victoria’s Secret. There’s only one problem: there aren’t any shots of [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Bikini Booty Madness

    One thing is for sure, Doutzen Kroes has the second best supermodel booty (nobody tops Candice Swanepoel‘s) and here she is showing it off in a little skimpy bikini while vacationing in South Beach. Lately, every hot babe has been spending a lot of time in Miami so I think it’s time for me to [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Pictures

    Every time I think I’ve decided which one’s my favorite Victoria’s Secret model, a new photoshoot comes along that reopens the competition. Like this one of Doutzen Kroes. It’s just so confusing. Luckily though, I’ve come up with a way to decide on my favorite once and for all: first one to send me personalized [...]

  • More Doutzen Kroes’ Sweet Booty In A Bikini

    In case you’re like me, and couldn’t get enough of those Doutzen Kroes bikini pictures from the other day, we’ve got even more for you today. Because I think I’ve officially found my new favorite MILF booty. The only way this view could get any better is if Doutzen bends over to help her kid [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Bikini MILF Madness!

    Move over Jessica Alba, Hilary Duff and Alessandra Ambrosio I think we’ve just discovered the new hottest MILF. Here is supermodel Doutzen Kroes at a pool in Miami showing ladies everywhere what you’re supposed to look like after you have a kid. So ladies, no more excuses. And fellas enjoy! » view all 14 photos [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Shows Us Her Sweet Handlebars

    Because nothing says I’m not a stalker, I’m just doing my job like hiding behind a tree and perving on a hottie riding a bike, some intrepid paparazzi got these sweet shots of Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes out for a ride and giving us a good look at her great handlebars. Anyway, I know [...]

  • Just In! Doutzen Kroes Is Wearing Clothes

    This must be one of the first times I’ve seen supermodel Doutzen Kroes in something other than a bikini or lingerie, and I’ve gotta admit, I’m a little confused. What’s with the pantsuit? Don’t get me wrong, she’s still looking drop-dead gorgeous at the Killing Them Softly premiere, but doesn’t this break her Victoria’s Secret [...]

  • Even More Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

    I have to ask Victoria’s Secret to please stop with these photoshoots. My body can’t handle it anymore because there’s just nothing left in the good ol’ ball bag and I’m shooting blanks. Anyway, here is Doutzen Kroes and yes, her perfect little body in a bikini. Now I’m going to take a few zinc [...]

  • Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

    It’s like Christmas on Hollywood Tuna with all these Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoots. Here is Doutzen Kroes letting us know that Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton aren’t the only two hot pieces in the lingerie company’s lineup. Anyway, make sure to check out each and every photo because they are well worth it. Enjoy. » [...]

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