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  • Dakota Fanning Has Potential

    I’m not sure what Dakota Fanning‘s up to these days, because I’m too lazy to look it up, but I do know that she’s wasting some serious hottie potential going out like this. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m digging the sexy stomach peek and tight jeans, but that should be a side dish, […]

  • Dakota Fanning Is See Through

    I always have trouble remembering how old Dakota Fanning is, but not to worry, these pictures aren’t going to earn you a visit from Chris Hansen. Because I just double-checked and apparently Dakota’s 20 these days. And I’m glad to see that she’s started dressing like it too, after these pictures of her going see-through […]

  • Dakota Fanning Is Working The Cute

    Don’t worry, these pictures of Dakota Fanning at the UK premiere of Effie Gray aren’t a trap set by Chris Hansen; according to my sources, Dakota’s 20 these days. Anyway, she’s also looking cute, even if she’s a little skinny for my tastes. I just think she could stand to add a couple more pounds, […]

  • Dakota Fanning Is Working The Booty

    According to my calculations, Dakota Fanning is 20 by now, which means you perverts don’t have to feel too creepy about enjoying these shots of her heading into a screening of Night Moves in New York. She’s even got a pretty nice booty profile going on for a girl this skinny. So save the protests […]

  • Dakota Fanning’s Looking A Little Pale

    So here’s Dakota Fanning at another Twilight screening, and I don’t know about the brown hair. I liked her better as a blonde. This actually makes her look paler. Any whiter, she’d be dead. I might have to do CPR just to make sure. Hey, I didn’t get certified for nothing. Related Articles: Dakota Fanning’s [...]

  • Dakota Fanning In Her Bra And Panties

    They’re not the best quality, but here are some screencaps of Dakota Fanning from her new movie Now Is Good.  I haven’t seen it, but the synopsis sounds super depressing — trust me, if you want to keep enjoying these, you don’t want to know. Still, it’s nice to see that now that she’s over [...]

  • Dakota Fanning Hides The Front Meat

    I’m a little disappointed by these pictures of Dakota Fanning walking the streets the other day, it’s not that she looks bad or anything, but it was my understanding that eighteen year old women like to walk around showing off their bodies in hooker costumes. At least that’s what Twitter and Instagram have lead me [...]

  • Elizabeth Olsen & Dakota Fanning Are Good Girls

    I want to like these pictures of Elizabeth Olsen and Dakota Fanning, but I think they’re a little too wholesome for my taste. I’m all for chicks riding around on bicycles, but I think bikinis are in order don’t you? Bikini bike rides are just so much hotter. I don’t know what else to tell [...]

  • Dakota Fanning Is Too Cute

    I don’t know what I was expecting now that Dakota Fanning has turned eighteen, she’s not exactly the type to get hammered and flash her lady parts, at least not yet, but I was hoping for a little something more than this. Here she is at some event looking cute and all, but I’m not [...]

  • Dakota Fanning’s Pants Are Falling Off

    Is Dakota Fanning old enough yet for me to be making jokes about her coin slot? I don’t really know, but I’m going to do it anyway. Wait, when I say coin slot I’m talking about the butt cleavage she’s showing off while getting into a car yesterday. What did you think I was talking [...]

  • Dakota Fanning Needs To Work On Her Hotness

    I was kind of hoping now that Dakota Fanning is over eighteen she might, you know, slut things up a little bit in some sexy and provocative outfits….. I was wrong. Here she is looking like she’s on her way to a baptism in the 1950′s. Not what I had in mind. #antiboner     [...]

  • Dakota Fanning Is Legal

    I don’t really have a whole lot to say about this post, it’s more of a public service announcement because I know my readers what to stay current with all of Hollywood’s hot young talent. With her eighteenth birthday just last week, here’s a newly legal Dakota Fanning making an appearance in some nice leather [...]

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